1.1 Introduction to the Concert (By the Women's Club President) 1.2 How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera 1.3 Coloratura Aria 'Canto Dolciamente Pipo' 1.4 British - Pure But Dull: 'I Love the Spring' 1.5 Russian Folk Song: 'Da, Nyet, Da, Nyet' 1.6 For Loud Singers with No Brains: 'Ah, Lover!' 1.7 For Singers with Tremendous Artistry But No Voice: 'Schlumph; Je N'ai Pas la Plume de Ma Tante' 1.8 For the Dramatic Soprano: 'Schreechenrauf' 1.9 The Ring of the Nibellungs (An Analysis)